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<SCRIPT language="JavaScript">
var alerted_already;
var remark;


function theytyped(form) {
        for (   j = 1;
                j<=remark.length && remark[j]!=form.myoutxt.value;
                j++){}
        if (j>remark.length)
                form.myoutxt.value = "Do not type here, are you crazy?!";
        return false;
}



function compute(form) {
        for (var i = 1; 
             i<=remark.length && remark[i]!=form.myoutxt.value ;
             i++){}
        if (i==remark.length)
                history.back();
        if (i==remark.length-1)
                alert("Dear Sir or Madam:"+
"\n\n   It has come to our attention that you have been harassing"+
"\none of the buttons on the web.  Although most buttons are"+
"\nunderstanding about this type of thing (being repeatedly pressed),"+
"\nsome rouge buttons have decided to form a support group and have"+
"\npetitioned the webmaster for funds to provide a secure place for"+
"\nrest and relaxation.  Due to the large number of requests, this"+
"\nwarning has been installed:"+
"\n  IF YOU PERSIST PRESSING THIS BUTTON,"+
"\nYOU WILL BE EJECTED FROM THIS SCREEN."+
"\n\n   Thank you for your cooperation,"+
"\n\n      The Federation for Oppressed and Abused Buttons"+
"\n\nenclosure: Message from oppressed complaintant"+
"\n\n\n\nDear Federation for Oppressed and Abused Buttons"+
"\n\n   As I have been able to secure your assistance before,"+
"\nI beg your help in stopping the on going abuse I am once again"+
"\nforced to endure.  THIS GUY WILL NOT STOP!"+
"\n\n   Sincerely"+
"\n\n      Push Me"+
"\n\np.s.  I will definitely attend the annual meeting next July");


        if (i<remark.length)
                form.myoutxt.value = remark[i+1];
        else 
                form.myoutxt.value = remark[1];
   }

function initArray() {
      this.length = initArray.arguments.length;
      for (var i = 0; i < this.length; i++)
        this[i+1] = initArray.arguments[i];
   }

remark = new initArray( "Thanks!",
                        "OK, that's good.",
                        "Ha ha, enough is enough.",
                        "I SAID enough!",
                        "Are you stupid?", 
                        "Go bother someone else!", 
                        "Stop or I'll kill you!", 
                        "I give up. Please stop.", 
                        "I SAID 'PLEASE,' WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!", 
                        "O.K. I HEARD YOU!", 
                        "Piss off you stupid loser!", 
                        "I give up.", 
                        "It's people like you what cause unrest.",
                        "Ok, that's it I'm really getting pissed!",
                        "One more and I'll........",
                        "LAST WARNING!",
                        "Right! All kill you for that!",
                        "That's it. Now you've done it.",
                        "This is now a BACK BUTTON!");

alerted_already = false;

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</SCRIPT>
<FORM name="buttons" method="post" onSubmit="return false"><INPUT type="button" name="pushme" value="Push Me" onClick="compute(this.form)"
   onMouseOver="window.status='LEAVE MY FROG ALONE!';
                return touched_frog()"><INPUT type="text" value=" " 
name="myoutxt" 
        onBlur="theytyped(this.form)" 
        onFocus="theytyped(this.form)" 
        onChange="theytyped(this.form)" 
        size=40></FORM>